25 Funny Quotes To Get Rid Of The Negative Vibes

Don’t you know that negative vibes and emotions can destroy a peaceful environment? So my husband and I tried to do some photo ops before we sleep.

1. Marriage is like a park, Jurassic Park! 

2. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy!

3. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them!

4. Some couples are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other!

5. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying!

6. Live a little more!

7. Be creative. The best ideas are outside the box.

8. Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own!

9. The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes!

10. Summer is the best season in marriage. Because its hot!

11. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war!

12. See miracles in life everyday!

13. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in. You take it out. You lose interest. 

14. Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle!

15. A husband’s last words should always be, ok buy it!

16. Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a contract!

17. A happy marriage is a union of two good forgivers!

18. Never go to bed angry!

19. You’re a diamond dear, they can’t break you!

20. Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity!

21. Car manufacturer’s formula for a successful marriage: stick to one model!

22. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it at once!

23. Be free. Let go of the things that hold you back!

24. In marriage, there is no probationary period!

25. Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines!


Author: francis and anna

Francis and Anna are couples who found love in Jesus. You can find them travelling through to life's beautiful mysteries, choosing to live in victory, writing about their close encounters, talking about God.

41 thoughts on “25 Funny Quotes To Get Rid Of The Negative Vibes”

  1. Wow amazing Francis and Anna and so entertaining, I loved the costumes and the humor, although I hope it all does not reflect whats true in Marriage but yes some you shared is indeed true to life.

    Thank you for following Freedomborn it is appreciated, I look forward to sharing with you both.

    Christian Love and Blessings – Anne.


  2. You fulfilled #20 for your readers: giving us some beautifully fun quotes and photos to distance us from negativity! Thank you for collecting all this wisdom wrapped in humor. My personal favorites: #3, 12, 17 and 20. Thank you also for becoming a follower of From the Inside Out. I pray you’ll find the posts meaningful–when you have a chance to stop by!

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  3. I LOVE your blog! What a wonderful, funny post. You two look happy together. I love the “Don’t laugh at your wife’s choices…you are one of them.” Creative pictures. Blessings on your journey!


  4. You two look like you have so much fun together! That is a huge key to having a long and successful marriage (in my book!). When there is little fun in a marriage, it becomes more of a chore and you both start to develope separate lives….I know this to be true as I am in my 33rd year of such a marriage. I pray you guys will be as happy and in love in your 50th year of marriage as you seem to be today!


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