Don’t you know that negative vibes and emotions can destroy a peaceful environment? So my husband and I tried to do some photo ops before we sleep.
1. Marriage is like a park, Jurassic Park!
2. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy!
3. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them!
4. Some couples are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other!
5. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying!
6. Live a little more!
7. Be creative. The best ideas are outside the box.
8. Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own!
9. The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes!
10. Summer is the best season in marriage. Because its hot!
11. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war!
12. See miracles in life everyday!
13. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in. You take it out. You lose interest.
14. Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle!
15. A husband’s last words should always be, ok buy it!
16. Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a contract!
17. A happy marriage is a union of two good forgivers!
18. Never go to bed angry!
19. You’re a diamond dear, they can’t break you!
20. Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity!
21. Car manufacturer’s formula for a successful marriage: stick to one model!
22. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it at once!
23. Be free. Let go of the things that hold you back!
24. In marriage, there is no probationary period!
25. Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines!